I got two whiskers on my chin and a pair on my chest
When it comes to being a man, I'm one of the best
Stop treatin' me like a baby before you make me sour
I'm the man who found out what goes on behind the green door
They're rockin' and a-rollin' and shakin' that thing
They're hoppin' and a jumpin', when they go into swing
They're dancin' and a-dinin' and drinkin' their beer
The man who found out is standing right here

I'm the man, the man, the only man
And I really know the score
I'm the man, the man, the only man
The man who found out what goes on behind the green door

They're rockin' and a-rollin' and shakin' that thing
They're hoppin' and a jumpin', when they go into swing
They're dancin' and a-dinin' and drinkin' their beer
The man who found out is standing right here

I'm the man, the man, the only man
And I really know the score
I'm the man, the man, the only man
The man who found out what goes on behind the green door