Well, Adam shook an apple off an apple tree
Sinful, he brought it to that distillery
Keep your hands off that bottle
Quit drinking bourbon, wine or brew, oh yeah
Keep your hands off that bottle
That stuff ain't no good for you, oh yeah
You may have a love that's pure and strong
But when you touch that bottle
Your love won't last so long
Keep your hands off that bottle
Quit drinking bourbon, wine or brew, oh yeah
Keep your hands off that bottle
That stuff ain't no good for you
(Let's go!)

Well, my daddy had a double and took off like a rocket
Came down, hit the ground and kicked the bucket
Keep your hands off that bottle
Quit drinking bourbon, wine or brew, oh yeah
Keep your hands off that bottle
That stuff ain't no good for you, oh yeah
And when you go steady, just remember one thing
Be sober and be clean and you'll buy a wedding ring
Keep your hands off that bottle
Quit drinking bourbon, wine or brew, oh yeah
Keep your hands off that bottle
That stuff ain't no good for you, oh yeah
Keep your hands off that bottle
That stuff ain't no good for you