Hey, everybody get out of the street now
I hear the roar of an XKE now
Sloppy sweater and a pony tail
And the cop on the corner is turning pale
Woo! It's Abigail Beecher, our history teacher

All the kids are just crazy about her
Central High would be a drag without her
She knows her history from A to Z
She digs the Monkey and the Watusi
Woo! It's Abigail Beecher, our history teacher
Woo!

We're out in the hall when we're changing classes
Plays guitar with blue sunglasses
She's a finger-popper and a real swinger
She's gonna be a Rock and Roll singer
Woo! It's Abigail Beecher, our history teacher
Woo!

History class is getting bigger and bigger
They come from miles 'cause they really dig her
The P.T.A. was really floored
When she walked in with a red surfboard
Woo! It's Abigail Beecher, our history teacher
Woo! Come on, girl!
Oh, you're too much!
Woo!
Come on, girl
Woo!