One is one and two is two, that's right
Kangaroos come from Kalamazoo, that's right
Though one is one and two is two
Who ever heard of a kangaroo
Walking down main in Kalamazoo, that's right

A is A and B is B, that's right
Zebras come from Zuiderzee, that's right
A is A and B is B
Well, who ever heard of a fancy free
Zebra ziggin' in Zuiderzee, that's right

Kangaroos come from Kalamazoo
Zebras ziggin' in Zuiderzee
Brother I've got news for you
The story don't ring so true to me

Near is near and far is far, that's right
Hot rods come from Shangri-La, that's right
Though near is near and far is far
Who ever heard of a hot rod car
Runnin' down a road in Shangri-La, that's right

Well, kangaroos come from Kalamazoo
Zebras ziggin' in Zuiderzee
Brother I've got news for you
The story don't ring so true to me

I love you and you love me, that's right
Lovin' you is heavenly, that's right
There's one thing that you should know
A yes is a yes and no is no
All my heart I love you so, that's right
Mmm, but that's right
That's right
That's right
Well a-baby that's right