One, two, one, two, three
Oh, ugly George (ugly George)
Ugly George (ugly George)
Oh, ugly ugly ugly ugly George (ugly George)
Oh, ugly George (ugly George)
I said, ugly George (ugly George)
Oh, ugly ugly ugly ugly George (ugly George)

It started one day in the music room
George started playin' a rockin' tune
Girls started screamin' all over the school
Yeah listen to George, they think he's cool

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George got a voice like a nightingale
And the girls all dig him every way
He got a face that looks like a porcupine
But the girls all say that they don't mind

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He gets more dates than a movie star
Riding around in his raggedly car
I'm scared to leave my girl alone
Because George will have my girl and gone

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