They can call you Bill, or even Billy
But you're my sweet William and you drive me silly

Oh will-will-will you thrill me to my fingertips
William, William, William
Yum-yum-yum, I like your tasty lips
William, William, William
When I'm close to you all I can do is say
Willyum, will you, William

I will sit with Jim or dance with Henry
But it takes my William to really send me

Got no hot rod car and he can't bop
But when he starts rockin' I yell don't stop