You can't do the bop in the sack
You can't tell the front from the back
You can't do the bop in the sack
Take that crazy gown back
You can't flip your hip, you can't feel the beat
You gotta move more and more than your feet
You once did the bop and wiggled a lot
But in that smock you ain't got no rock
You can't do the bop in the sack
You can't tell the front from the back
You can't do the bop in the sack
Take that crazy gown back, yeah-yeah
You can't do the bop in the sack, no-no
Take that crazy gown back, yeah-yeah
You can't do the bop in the sack, no-no

You can't do the bop in the sack
You can't tell the front from the back
You can't do the bop in the sack
Take that crazy gown back
You look like a pole, narrow and straight
You once had the curves, now there just ain't
Now when you dance, you look like a square
I can't see you baby, but I know you're in there
Well, you can't do the bop in the sack
You can't tell the front from the back
You can't do the bop in the sack
Take that crazy gown back, yeah-yeah
You can't do the bop in the sack, no-no
Take that crazy gown back, yeah-yeah
You can't do the bop in the sack, no-no
Take that crazy gown back, yeah-yeah