You gotta jump like a jumper
Moo like a moo-cow
Bop like a bopcat
But don't do that
Don't a-mess with my ducktail
Don't a-mess with my ducktail
If you mess with my ducktail, gonna get so mad at you
Don't a-mess with my ducktail
Don't a-mess with my ducktail
Don't a-mess with my ducktail
Don't a-mess with my ducktail
If you mess with my ducktail, gonna get so mad at you
(Get it pappa! - Stay on it!)

Well a-hunting rabbits is a lot of fun
I'm gonna get you with my big shotgun
If you don't love me woman you ain't got no sense
Lawdy miss Clawdy don't you jump that fence
Don't a-mess with my ducktail
Don't a-mess with my ducktail
If you mess with my ducktail, gonna get so mad at you
(Here we go!)

Well I know you dig my blue suede shoes
I know you dig my real cool pants
I know you dig the way I bop
If you mess with my ducktail you better stop
Don't a-mess with my ducktail
Don't a-mess with my ducktail
If you mess with my ducktail, gonna get so mad at you
Duck, duck, duck-duck tails
Duck, duck, duck-duck tails

Honey quit messin' with them
Please honey don't do that
You know how it is honey
I don't like to bridle you, but
You know how it is honey
Please don't mess with 'em
Man, leave my ducktails alone
Been tryin' to comb 'em for five years now
You leave 'em alone honey, please
Don't mess with my ducktails now
Don't you do that now, leave 'em alone
Quit it now, quit it