Well, I know a cat who lives up in Chicago
He's got more money than Wells Fargo
Goes by the name of-a Foxy Dan
And everybody knows that he's a money making man
Foxy Dan, a money man
Makes his own, at home
He's never short, he don't get caught
Oh Foxy Dan, a money man

He's got a radar set and a stereo sound
Let's him know when the fuzz comes around
Jump back in the corner, a grin from here to here
Push a little button and the room disappears
Foxy Dan, a money man
Makes his own, at home
He's never short, he don't get caught
Oh Foxy Dan, a money man

Well, the law got wise, so they put him in jail
He had nobody to go his bail
While they was putting him through that crucial exam
They forgot what was his and what was Uncle Sam's
Foxy Dan, a money man
Makes his own, at home
He's never short, he don't get caught
Oh Foxy Dan, a money man

If you're ever on short in Chicago Town
Give him a ring and he'll be right down
A nickel, a dime is all it will cost
He'll make you a roll that'll choke a horse
Foxy Dan, a money man
Makes his own, at home
He's never short, he don't get caught
Oh Foxy Dan, a money man