While I was walking down the street
Now let me tell you who I chanced to meet
The sweetest baby in the world
They call her Hard Rock...
'Cause she can rock the world

Tell you what happened on my first date
I called on Hattie and I wasn't late
Just when I thought that I was doing fine
I found Hard Rock...
Who with? A friend of mine

I turned around and went right home
I called my Hattie on the telephone
I asked her why she cheated on me
She said: "Daddy, I needed company."

When you go walking down the street
Now let me tell you, if you chance to meet
The sweetest baby in the world
You'll know it's Hard Rock...
'Cause she will rock your world

Here's what will happen on your first date
You'll call on Hattie and you won't be late
Just when you think that everything is grand
You'll find Hard Rock...
Huggin' with another man!