Well, you need to be like my automobile
Streamlined body and big red wheels
And I think of you as you roll along
First state transmission with a fluid drive
A souped up motor and a power drive
And I think of you as you roll along

But none of these things you ain't got
You done got your motor way too hot
Your powers and the fuses is a getting mighty thin
You're pooching out when you should pooch in

You need a straight exhaust with the tails sticking out
A souped up motor so you can get about
And I think of you as you roll along

Well, you need to be like my automobile
Streamlined body and big red wheels
And I think of you as you roll along
First state transmission with a fluid drive
A souped up motor and a power drive
And I think of you as you roll along

But none of these things you ain't got
You done got your motor way too hot
Your powers and the fuses is a getting mighty thin
You're pooching out when you should pooch in

You need a straight exhaust with the tails sticking out
A souped up motor so you can get about
And I think of you as you roll along