Oh, it's all your fault if I'm not sleepin'
I live on dreams instead of eatin'
I'm just a wreck and it's all your fault
Yes, it's all your fault if I'm not playin'
And havin' fun and if I'm stayin'
All by myself, well it's all your fault

When you said that we were through
I tried to find somebody new
But I found out, that wouldn't do
'Cause I'd rather be alone than with somebody new
And it's all your fault, when I'm a grandpa
If my grandkids don't call you grandma
Well, I'll just tell 'em that it's all your fault

Oh, it's all your fault if I'm not sleepin'
I live on dreams instead of eatin'
I'm just a wreck and it's all your fault
Yes, it's all your fault if I'm not playin'
And havin' fun and if I'm stayin'
All by myself, well it's all your fault

When you said that we were through
I tried to find somebody new
But I found out, that wouldn't do
'Cause I'd rather be alone than with somebody new
And it's all your fault, when I'm a grandpa
If my grandkids don't call you grandma
Well, I'll just tell 'em that it's all your fault