He's really cool...
Well, ducktail hair and bootlace tie
Really looks a crazy guy
Tell you man, he's full of rocket fuel
I guess that's why they call him Mister Cool

A swinging chick walks by his side
Thinks that she'll become his bride
Tell you man, the chick's a lovesick fool
I guess that's why they call him Mister Cool
Hey!

Well, he digs the music with a beat
Blue suede shoes upon his feet
No squares allowed, that is the only rule
I guess that's why they call him Mister Cool

He's cool as ever, a crazy cat
Don't take none of this and that
Teacher just can't handle him in school
I guess that's why they call him Mister Cool
Hey!

Well, ducktail hair and bootlace tie
Really looks a crazy guy
Tell you man, he's full of rocket fuel
I guess that's why they call him Mister Cool

He's cool as ever, a crazy cat
Don't take none of this and that
Teacher just can't handle him in school
I guess that's why they call him Mister Cool

Hey Mister Cool, hey Mister Cool
Who-who, hey Mister Cool
I guess that's why they call him Mister Cool
Hey Mister Cool, hey, Mister Cool
Who-who, hey Mister Cool
I guess that's why they call him Mister Cool
He's cool!