Everytime I see you, I confess
That you move me more than all of the rest
I don't know why you keep me feeling so blue
'Cause you treat me meaner than a alligator with the flu

I can't go on being treated like this
Unless you put me at the top of your list
I don't know why you do me like you do
'Cause you treat me meaner than a alligator with the flu

Tell me what you're gonna do next, if you don't mind
How many ways to drive me crazy can you find
You treat like I'm not a member of the human race
Just a long necked giraffe with an alligator face

I can't go on being treated like this
Unless you put me at the top of your list
I don't know why you keep me feeling so blue
'Cause you treat me meaner than a alligator with the flu

Everytime I see you, I confess
That you move me more than all of the rest
I don't know why you keep me feeling so blue
'Cause you treat me meaner than a alligator with the flu

Tell me what you're gonna do next, if you don't mind
How many ways to drive me crazy can you find
You treat like I'm not a member of the human race
Just a long necked giraffe with an alligator face

I can't go on being treated like this
Unless you put me at the top of your list
I don't know why you keep me feeling so blue
'Cause you treat me meaner than a alligator with the flu