(Won't you step into my laboratory?)
Murder in the graveyard...
Murder!! Murder!! Murder!!

Murder in the graveyard, late last night
Murder in the graveyard, there must have been a fight
Murder in the graveyard, boddies lying about
Murder in the graveyard, the killer's not been found
Murder in the graveyard, murder in the graveyard (huh)
Murder in the graveyard, there must have been a fight

Murder in the graveyard, red with blood
Murder in the graveyard, a terrible fud
Murder in the graveyard, a hand in the mud
Murder in the graveyard, a drunk from the pub
Murder in the graveyard, murder in the graveyard (huh)
Murder in the graveyard, there must have been a fight

Murder in the graveyard, a policeman said
Lying on a tombstone, a chopped off head
Murder in the graveyard, a convenient spot
Hunt 'em all together and sling 'em in the pot

Lying on a tombstone, with a bashed-in head
Police officer said, I think that he's dead
Murder in the graveyard, murder in the graveyard
Murder in the graveyard, there must have been a fight

Murder in the graveyard, late last night
Murder in the graveyard, a terrible fight
Murder in the graveyard, boddies lying about
Murder in the graveyard, the killer's not been found
Murder in the graveyard, murder in the graveyard (huh)
Murder in the graveyard, there must have been a fight

Murder in the graveyard, murder in the graveyard (huh)
Murder in the graveyard, murder in the graveyard
Murder in the graveyard, there must have been a fight