Sixteen cats on a one board fence
Ain't no room to rock
Oh, sixteen cats on a one board fence
There ain't no room to rock

I saw four thick fleas on a thin dog's back
One fell off and I tell you Jack
Well, sixteen cats on a one board fence
Ain't no room to rock

Well baby, sixteen cats on a one board fence
Ain't no room to rock
Now, sixteen cats on a one board fence
Ain't no room to rock

I saw five fat frogs on a matchstick log
One jumped off and yelled Hot Dog
Sixteen cats on a one board fence
Ain't no room to rock

Now, sixteen cats on a one board fence
Ain't no room to rock
No, sixteen cats on a one board fence
Ain't no room to rock

I tried to cut the rug on my girlfriend's floor
Then come here mama, threw me out the door
Well, sixteen cats on a one board fence
Ain't no room to rock

Now honey, sixteen cats on a one board fence
Ain't no room to rock
Well, sixteen cats on a one board fence
There ain't no room to rock

I need a lot of room, so baby give some sence
Better chase the cats from my rockin' fence
Mmm, sixteen cats on a one board fence
There ain't no room to rock
No baby, ain't no room to rock
Oh-oh honey, there ain't no room to rock
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