Well, the old hounddog come a-snoopin' around my door
Yeah, the old hounddog come a-snoopin' around my door
Took a drink of Sneaky Pete, ain't seen that hound no more
Like the little white rabbit, he got drunk on Sneaky Pete
Yeah, the little white rabbit got drunk on Sneaky Pete
Told the big tom cat, don't you even flash your eyes at me

Well, down in the henhouse, thought I heard a chicken sneak
Well, down in the henhouse, thought I heard a chicken sneak
It was a big red rooster, he was drunk on Sneaky Pete
I wants a big fat woman, a bottle of Sneaky Pete
Yeah, a big fat woman and a bottle of Sneaky Pete
I'm tellin' you boys, that stuff just can't be beat
I said, a big fat woman, a bottle of Sneaky Pete
Yeah, a big fat woman, a bottle of Sneaky Pete
I'm tellin' you boys, that stuff just can't be beat