Now, they often call me Speedo
But my real name is Mister Earl
Now, they often call me Speedo
But my real name is Mister Earl
Look for me too, brand new fellas
And takin' other folks' girl

Now, they often call me Speedo,
'Cause I don't believe in wastin' time
Now, they often call me Speedo,
'Cause I don't believe in wastin' time
Well, I've known some pretty women
And I've caused them to change their mind

Well, now some may call me Joe
Some may call me Mo
But just remember Speedo
He don't ever take it slow

Well now, they often call me Speedo
But my real name is Mister Earl
Now, they often call me Speedo
But my real name is Mister Earl

Well, now some may call me Mo
Some may call me Joe
But just remember Speedo
He don't ever take it slow

Well now, they often call me Speedo
But my real name is Mister Earl
Now, they often call me Speedo
But my real name is Mister Earl

And now they gotta call me Speedo
Till they call off makin' pretty girls
Mmm-mmm-mmm