Get out of my way, you small town clown
This country boy has come to town
With a stolen car I went to Omaha
I'm doing my best to stay away from the law
But when they finally caught me, here's what they done
Threw me in jail for having too much fun

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Too much fun, that's news to me
Too much fun, there must be
A whole lotta things that I never done
But I ain't never had too much fun

She was only seventeen, she was new to L.A.
And I was more than willing to show her the way
We cruised up Sunset and back down Vine
I liked hers and she liked mine
But when her daddy caught me, he said look here son
You're going to jail for having too much fun

Get out of my way, you small town hicks
This country boy is out for kicks
Stole a car, drove to Kalamazoo
I met a gal, she was ugly too
When they finally caught me, here's what they done
Jail... too much fun

Every story's got a moral and mine does too
It ain't nobody's business whatever you do
All of us got weird notions of time
The Lord only knows that I sure got mine
I'm public enemy number one
All because I wanna have too much fun