I've got two left feet, got worn out shoes
Got two left feet, got worn out credit card blues
Kid leather loathers, yeah black and white
If I wore them, man I'd be dynamite

Heels wore out, soles wore out
That's the way it goes
Just two weeks, corns and squeaks
Just goes to show...
That I got two left feet, got worn out shoes
Got two left feet, got worn out credit card blues

Draft came up, had to fight for old Uncle Sam
Boots don't fit, better quit
Oh shit, oh damn...
But I got two left feet, got worn out shoes
Got two left feet, got worn out credit card blues

Sitting in the shoestore, biding my time
Shoes don't fit, it happens everytime
Heels wore out, soles wore out
That's the way it goes
Just two weeks, corns and squeaks
Just goes to show...
That I got two left feet, got worn out shoes
Got two left feet, got worn out credit card blues
Got two left feet, got worn out credit card blues
Got two left feet, got worn out credit card blues