Ugly and slouchy, that's the way I like 'em
There'll never be no fear of them wolves hangin' 'round
Ugly and slouchy, that's the way I like 'em
There'll never be no fear of her lovin' someone else
I've been all around this wide world, nothin' I ain't seen
Well, I got a little gal, she's far from bein' queen
Ugly and slouchy, that's the way I like 'em
There'll never be no fear of her lovin' someone else

Ugly and slouchy, but she wears my brand
For this little gal of mine, I'd fight most any man
(Git 'em Fred! Ah-ha-ha)
Ugly and slouchy, that's the way I like 'em
There'll never be no fear of her lovin' someone else
(Let's flat git it now!)

Ugly and slouchy, that's the way I like 'em
There'll never be no fear of them wolves hangin' 'round
Ugly and slouchy, that's the way I like 'em
There'll never be no fear of her lovin' someone else
I've been all around this wide world, nothin' I ain't seen
Well, I got a little gal, she's far from bein' queen
Ugly and slouchy, that's the way I like 'em
There'll never be no fear of her lovin' someone else