Well, I got in this honky tonk at nine o'clock
Everything started to reel and a-rock
Looked around and who'd you think I see
It was this blond, she was a wiggling queen
I said a-wiggle, wiggling blond
I said a-wiggle, wiggling blond
I said a-wiggle, wiggling blond
Well, the wiggle, wiggling blond
Well, the wiggling blond
She was the cause of it all

About twelve o'clock and everthing okay
I was just rocking my blues away
Up stepped this blond, grabbed me by my arm
Well, how's about rockin' and rollin' with me
I said a-wiggle, wiggling blond
I said a-wiggle, wiggling blond
I said a-wiggle, wiggling blond
I said a-wiggle, wiggling blond
Yeah, the wiggling blond
She was the cause of it all

About one o'clock and everthing okay
We were just rocking our blues away
Then up stepped this cop, he grabbed me by the arm
Now we're doing rockin' in jail
I said a-wiggle, wiggling blond
I said a-wiggle, wiggling blond
I said a-wiggle, wiggling blond
I said a-wiggle, wiggling blond
Yeah, the wiggling blond
She was the cause of it all
I said a-wiggling blond
She was the cause of it all

I said that wiggling blond
She was the cause of it all