Walkin' with my babe, she got great big feet
Long, lean and lanky, ain't got nothing to eat
But she's my baby, I love her just the same
Crazy 'bout that woman, Caldonia is her name
Caldonia, Caldonia
What makes your big head so hard?
But I love you, love you just the same
Crazy 'bout my baby, Caldonia is her name

Now, my mamma told me to leave Caldonia alone
Said she was bad for my moral
But mama didn't know what Caldonia was puttin' down
And that she was such a nice gal
So, I'm going down to Caldonia's house
And ask her just one more time
Caldonia, Caldonia
What makes your big head so hard?
But I love you, love you just the same
Crazy 'bout my baby, Caldonia is her name
Go-go-go Caldonia
Go-go-go Caldonia
Go-go-go Caldonia
Go-go-go Caldonia
Go-go-go Caldonia
What makes your big head so hard?