Well if I had me a woman who is big and fat
I'd jump up and down like an alleycat
If I had me a woman, if I had me a woman
If I had me a woman I wou]dn't be roamin' around
If I had me a woman who is lean and tall
I'd lay down with her, crake a big wolf call
If I had me a woman, if I had me a woman
If I had me a woman I wouldn't be roamin' around

Well I'd stand on my head 'till I lost my breath
Then I'd grab her and I'd squeeze her half to death
If I had me a woman, if I had me a woman
If I had me a woman I wouldn't be roamin' around
Now if I had me a woman as skinny as a flea
I'd be as happy as a monkey in a tree
If I had me a woman, if I had me a woman
If I had me a woman I wouldn't be roamin' around

Now I'd jump up and down and I'd turn a few flips
And I'd grab her and I'd kiss her on her pretty sweet lips
If I had me a woman, if I had me a woman
If I had me a woman I wouldn't be roamin' around