I like 'em short and I love 'em tall
They're the kind of women that sure can't fall
They're big D women, yeah baby
That's big D women, hey-hey
That's big D women keep both hands occupied

I got a one way ticket for a Dallas ride
To find a big D woman that feels her hind
There's big D women, yeah
Yeah, there's big D women, yeah-yeah
These big D women keeps both hans occupied
All right, let's ride!

Now that California women are long and lean
But my big D woman's like a milkmachine
Now big D women, yeah baby
That's big D women
Them big D women keeps both hand occupied

They can rock in the morning and roll at night
And they can shake it to the left
And they can shake it to the right
Yeah, big D women, yeah go
Big D women
Them big D women keep both hands occupied
Now shake one more time!

Oh, big D women, gonna shake it to the left
Well, big D women gonna shake it to the right
Big D women gonna rock an' shake their whole
Oh, rock pretty baby, both hands occupied
Hey, one more time
Oh, shake it baby, got a two straight cones
That's my baby with shakin' bones
Big D woman, she's all right
Big D woman, in the middle of the night
Big D woman keeps both hands occupied