Well, I have two dogs waiting me at my house
Yes I have two dogs waiting me inside the house
One is a tramp and other is a real punt

Living at peace with those dogs is completely out
Tramp dog use to wail and howl all night long
But the punt dog likes most to strike up a seasong song

Living at peace with those dogs is completely out
When the mad dog runs out deep into the heat
Wants the pet dog dance with me a slow beat

Living at peace with those dogs is completely out
The mad dog hounds me even on a paper-train
While the pet one tempt me to the lovers' lane

If you wonder which one at last takes the cake
If you wonder, the angel or the snake
Of course that one I decide to feed when I get home

When I get home
If I ever get home
It makes me wonder...

I got no food at my home
I got no home...

Courtesy of Boppin' Pete